The Tackawannee Society

Based off the era of simple times, where age did not define who you are, the Tackawannee Society is that of impeccable trust in the earth.
There is a ‘wise man’ he is the eldest and wisest man in the tribe. He has shown respect for his elders throughout his life, and always has respected the earth.
The Wise Man has a council of three tribe members known as ‘Kind-a Smart Folk’. They act as somewhat of the police force for the Wise Man. They do his bidding.
The common folk of the Tackawannee people are comfortable with there place among the tribe. They respect that they cannot grow such a glorious mustache as the Wide Man or the Kind-a Smart Folk. You see, I left a very important detail out of the backbone of the Tackawannee Society, the larger your mustache, the higher up in society you are publicly ranked. The Wise Man has a full-grown beard that can reach past his knees. The Kind-a Start Folk have large mustaches that curl up their cheek, to that of a Swedish logger. The Common Folk are not permitted to wear their facial hair, that is, until they successfully pass their coming-of-age task. This includes the climbing and scaling of the very highest mountain, the retrieval of the sacred golden ham, and the ability to make an impeccable soufflé without collapsing it. After this, and facing the council of Chef Gordon Ramsey, you may proudly sport you new facial hair, your ‘soul patch’.
Every Friday is the communal Beef-Steak. Here, family’s come together and discuss there latest recipes, family affairs, and facial hair.